Friday, January 18, 2008

Not Yet Common Latin Phrases

Brevior saltare cum deformibus mulieribus est vita.
Life is too short to dance with ugly women.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Est mihi nullus nummus superfluus.
I don't have any spare change.

Da mihi porco amictum!
Make mine bacon-wrapped!

Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum.
Always wear underwear on your head.

Ecce potestas casei.
Behold, the power of cheese.

Furnulum pani nolo.
I don't want a toaster.

Vacca foeda
Stupid cow

Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.


1 comment:

Unknown said...

I've memorized these for immediate use.