Life is too short to dance with ugly women.
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
Est mihi nullus nummus superfluus.
I don't have any spare change.
Da mihi porco amictum!
Make mine bacon-wrapped!
Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum.
Always wear underwear on your head.
Ecce potestas casei.
Behold, the power of cheese.
Furnulum pani nolo.
I don't want a toaster.
Vacca foeda
Stupid cow
Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.
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I've memorized these for immediate use.
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