Everybody's down with green today. No pinching allowed. In fact, it's even a law at the middle school. Leprechauns must've created the pinching grief since it's the type of mischief that's annoying and inconvenient, but not actually full-on malicious and tragic.
I wish you the wonder and singular happiness of finding a genuine four leaf clover at least once in your life.
Oh, yeah--Go, Zags!