Overheard at Ella and Kyle's wedding this weekend:
[Pics from my cell phone, so they're kinda lame, but they're all I have for now.]
- You're Karl's mom... Oh, Kyle--I've been doing that all day long.
- She should just ditch him. [Not about Ella & Kyle]
- It's so isolated out here. [a commune 40 minutes from here & we're already in the boons]
- Just get a damn wedding ring. [Again, not Ella & Kyle]
- Does Kyle have a big fat earring, or is the hole actually that big?
- [Pastor during ceremony] "...someone who will help me not screw up..."
- Does God say 'screw'?
- You speak English really well. [Korean girl born & raised in the U.S. & doesn't speak Korean]
- He looks so happy, like he just swallowed a cat.
- Water--or--champagne? Nothing in-between?
- My heels squish in like two inches. I look like a professional aeration service.
- That's the biggest wonkin' vine I've ever seen in my life.
- I think she's got your shades... Yeah, those really look like your shades.
- There's enough salmon here to fill a whale.
- That baby looks delicious.
[Pics from my cell phone, so they're kinda lame, but they're all I have for now.]
Stumble It!
3 comments:
I love eavesdropping! I'm sure it's not a virtue, but I hear FUNNY stuff way too often to quit! Pretty cake.
fun to listen in on others comments isn't it? they're so random. love the cake. i don't imagine that God says 'screw' but i also don't imagine Him getting all cranky about its use either. and i like delicious babies. smoochy!
These are priceless! I can sooo relate to the heels comment...when Kerri got married, we took professional pictures on a golf green and I (being the smart bridesmaid) removed my heels but the rest of them aerated the green. that's an expensive mistake.
And yes, God says 'screw'. That is a fact.
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