birds that crash

"Can I crash at your place?"

Ryan & I were standing in the driveway when suddenly he exclaimed (don't you love the retro-ness of that word?), "Did you see that?!" I whirled around to see what he was running to, and he busted out laughing when he saw it.

"It just fell out of the sky! He either had a heart attack or just flew himself exhausted. He did a nose dive right into the ground!"

Can that happen?

It's not a very pretty picture, but the way he's all splayed out was just the sick pick-me-up that makes a teenage boy bust out laughing. Works for me.

Not Yet Common Latin Phrases

Brevior saltare cum deformibus mulieribus est vita.
Life is too short to dance with ugly women.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Est mihi nullus nummus superfluus.
I don't have any spare change.

Da mihi porco amictum!
Make mine bacon-wrapped!

Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum.
Always wear underwear on your head.

Ecce potestas casei.
Behold, the power of cheese.

Furnulum pani nolo.
I don't want a toaster.

Vacca foeda
Stupid cow

Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.